All 55 books of Askandir

The library and the rest of the map hold 55 books with their own titles. Most of them poke fun at real books, films and games – fitting, on the map where you set a library on fire.

Parodies:

• The Lusty Agathian Maid — The Lusty Argonian Maid (Skyrim)
• Horace Carpenter and the Tankard of Poison — Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
• A Wayfarer’s Enchiridion to the Constellations — The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
• Fifty Shades of Red, by Malric Terrowin — Fifty Shades of Grey
• The Little Bombard That Could, and Other Children Stories — The Little Engine That Could
• Archery for Dummies — the “for Dummies” books
• Killing for Dullards — the “for Dummies” books
• Who Reads Those Anyway? — Whose Line Is It Anyway?
• The Archer in the Rye — The Catcher in the Rye
• To Kill a Man-at-Arms — To Kill a Mockingbird
• Humility and Fairness — Pride and Prejudice
• In Search of Lost Overtime — In Search of Lost Time
• Peace and War — War and Peace
• To the Askandir Lighthouse — To the Lighthouse
• 1084 — 1984
• A Tale of Two Squires — A Tale of Two Cities
• David Copperbattlefield — David Copperfield
• Fighting Pit Club — Fight Club
• The Lord of the Hoops — The Lord of the Rings / Lord of the Flies
• The Old Mason and the Sea — The Old Man and the Sea
• A Farewell to Man-at-Arms — A Farewell to Arms
• The Shieldmaiden’s Tale — The Handmaid’s Tale
• Oasis Lost — Paradise Lost
• The Not-So-Little Prince — The Little Prince
• Little Wenches — Little Women
• The Count of Lionspire — The Count of Monte Cristo
• The Storm, by Bill the Shaky Spearman — The Tempest, by William Shakespeare
• Love in The Time of Plague — Love in the Time of Cholera
• The Lion, the Druid and the Wardrobe — The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
• Of Peasants and Men — Of Mice and Men
• The Good Soldier — The Good Soldier
• Galencourtship Down — Watership Down
• The Three Crossbowmen — The Three Musketeers
• Mason Chronicles — The Martian Chronicles
• Fair Height 451 — Fahrenheit 451 – a book about burning books, on the map where you burn the library

In-jokes and the world of the game:

• Golden Cows, Myth or Legend? — the golden cows on almost every map
• How to Correctly Pronounce the Name of Siege Weapons — the endless trebuchet debate
• How To Become King in 10 Easy Steps, by Argon II
• How to Survive Stepping into Water — knights drown in deep water
• “Please don’t kill me”, Memoirs of a Peasant
• Guide to Learn How to Read
• A Selection of MoonMoon Quotes
• How to Make Friends, by Courtyard — the friendly duel servers on Courtyard
• Dream Vacations Vol 5: Rudhelm
• Dream Vacations Vol 12: Falmire Pig
• Dream Vacations Vol 54: The Midsummer Fest in Aberfell
• The Best Places to Find Peace Vol 2: Stoneshill, by Feydrid Kearn — Stoneshill, a map from the first Chivalry
• Tenosia’s History Vol 546
• Dragons, Facts and Figures — there are no dragons in this game
• The Queen’s Twelve Suitors
• The Storms of Barema
• The Mystery of Piraud Keep
• Tales of John the Beggar
• Life and Death of Aurelius the Lion Whisperer
• Learn Leatherworking with Carlos the Southerner